Useless Side Character Funny Glossy Bookmark

Some interruptions you can forgive. Interrupting a reader mid-chapter? Unforgivable. This lavender bookmark delivers the perfect mix of humor and warning—ideal for bookworms who guard their reading time like it’s sacred.  Size: 2” x 6” Durable 16pt cardstock Glossy front, silk-finish back Rounded corners for a polished look Front: “If you interrupt me while I’m reading, I will mentally assign you the role of ‘useless side character’ in the novel that is my life. And yes, I will write you out by chapter two.” Back: “Speak now, or be edited out permanently.”