Merry Crisis Crewneck Xmas Jumper in Pink or Red

Embrace the beautiful chaos of the holidays with our Merry Crisis Sweatshirt. This funny goth crewneck is the perfect sarcastic holiday gift for your favorite weirdo. Welcome to the official uniform of the joyfully rebellious. For those who navigate the tinsel-strewn battlefield of forced family fun with a smirk and killer style, the "Merry Crisis & A Happy New Fear" sweatshirt is your armor. Forget silent nights; we're here for the loud, unapologetic celebration of making the season your own. It's less "classic holiday" and more "cult classic," designed for main character energy at the office party, the family dinner, or your annual White Elephant gift exchange. Gift it to the friend who speaks fluent sarcasm, or claim it for yourself and give every "Merry Christmas" a delightfully dark twist. FEATURES & FIT: Unapologetically Soft: Features a 100% cotton face for a soft feel, with a cozy interior blend of 65% cotton and 35% polyester. Premium Construction: Made from tightly knit 3-end fleece with side-seamed construction for a durable, flattering shape that lasts. Built to Last: A self-fabric patch on the back and double-needle-stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem ensure this becomes your go-to holiday staple for years to come. Flattering Unisex Fit: A classic crew neck design that looks great on everyone. Please refer to the size chart in the images to find your perfect fit. Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL.