ATROPIAN OIL ISN'T WORTH AMERICAN LIVES HOODIE

Shhh..... don't tell the resistance, but: Atropian Oil is Not Worth American Lives! ..... Well, I mean... maybe a few right? But certainly, like, not a lot. Then again, define a lot. I mean... cars need oil, and so does my girlfriend. That's a whole separate thing though. Lubrication is your friend folks. Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings! • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or NicaraguaSize guide   S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34