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He's got your fries. He's eyeing your bait bucket. And he absolutely does not care. The Trust No Seagull tee is a love letter to every beach trip, fishing pier, and boardwalk snack that ended in chaos. Featuring a smug, sunglass-wearing seagull perched on a dock post — french fry in beak, zero remorse — this is the shirt for anyone who's learned the hard way. Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed heavyweight cotton, 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun US cotton, relaxed fit, tubular knit, double-needle stitching. Sizes S–3XL. Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach.
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