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"I turn trees into things." Honestly, what better way to explain what you do to people who just don't get it. If you're the type who sees a pile of lumber and gets genuinely excited about the possibilities, this shirt was made for you. It's the kind of thing you wear to the hardware store and suddenly strangers nod at you with respect. Makes a perfect gift for the woodworker in your life who has spent way too long trying to explain their hobby at family dinners.
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