Tool Diversification | Hoodie

This tee declares 'It's Not Hoarding, It's Tool Diversification' — and honestly, it's the most legally defensible argument any woodworker has ever made. If you've ever justified a fourth circular saw as a 'strategic acquisition' or explained to your spouse that clamps are basically an investment portfolio, this shirt was made specifically for you. For the woodworker who has a carefully curated, meticulously categorized, completely reasonable collection of tools that just happens to fill three shelves, a pegboard, and most of the garage floor. Makes the perfect gift for the dad, husband, or shop rat in your life who needs official documentation that they do not have a problem.