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Today I'm a Serious Goose Lighter: Office Humor Wrap Channel your inner corporate professional with the official Today I'm a Serious Goose Lighter from The Original Underground. Custom-built for retail customers handling the daily grind, this premium disposable lighter adds a perfect touch of sarcastic office humor to your everyday carry collection. The high-definition full-wrap graphic features a vintage cream backdrop displaying a dignified white goose in a crisp collar and a red, white, and blue striped necktie. Complete with bold navy typography reading "TODAY I'M A SERIOUS GOOSE," it delivers a dependable flame with every strike. Today I'm a Serious Goose Lighter Specs Dimensions: 3.2" H x 0.89" W x 0.4" D Type: Full-Wrap Disposable Lighter Design: Corporate Goose in Tie Wrap Layout
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