Time War Wizard

⚡ Time War Wizard Before he was a myth, before he was a warning carved into the margins of forbidden tomes, the Time War Wizard was simply a man who refused to let history choose his fate. He began in Merlin’s Forest — a place older than kingdoms, older than written language, older even than magic itself. The trees there breathe resin and shadow, and the air hums with the quiet pulse of ancient power. It was in that forest that he learned the first spell: how to listen to the world before trying to change it. But the world changed anyway. When the first rift tore open — a spiraling wound of starlight and smoke — he stepped through without hesitation. On the other side, he found Dragon’s Blood burning in ritual braziers, the scent thick and red as molten amber. He learned that time was not a river but a battlefield, and every age had its own monsters. He carried a grimoire bound in Old Books and battlefield leather, its pages stained with tea, ash, and the fingerprints of men long dead. He brewed his spells with Juniper Berry sparks and Black Tea discipline, each incantation a blend of clarity and calm. But the wars grew louder. Gunpowder cracked across timelines — metallic, electric, violent — echoing through centuries like a heartbeat out of rhythm. The wizard learned to wield it not as a weapon, but as a fuse: a way to ignite the impossible. And when the smoke cleared, he found himself standing in a future that smelled of Amber Tobacco and Oud Tobacco — warm, smoky, honeyed, ancient and modern at once. A world where magic and machinery finally shook hands.   Now, every bottle of Time War Wizard is a fragment of his chronicle — a scent forged from forests, fire, smoke, and centuries. A reminder that time is not a straight line, but a battlefield for those bold enough to rewrite it. “Magic engineered across centuries.” Carrier Blend : Castor, Hemp Seed, Abyssinian, Meadow Foam, Prickly Pear, Squalene oils. Butters: Shea, Mango, Tallow, Bees Wax, Shea Olean for Liquid Butter Cologne: Distilled Water, Denatured Alcohol, Vegetable Glycerin.  Deodorant: Bees Wax, Shea Butter, Arrow Root, Magnesium Hydroxide Aloe Vera, Coconut Oil.  Beard Wash: Castor Oil, Meadow Foam Oil, Vitamin E Oil, Shea Olein, Aloe Vera, Castile Soap, Polysorbate 20, Vegetable Glycerine, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Cocoyl, Isethionate, Cocamidopropropyl Betaine, distilled Water. Conditioner: Castor Oil, Meadow Foam Oil, Vitamin E Oil, Shea Olein, Aloe Vera, Polysorbate 20, Vegetable Glycerine, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Sulfate, Cocamidopropropyl Betaine, distilled Water. Aftershave: Aloe Vera, Witch Hazel, Vegetable Glycerine     👉 Available now at bunkerhillbeard.com