Tickled Tee

Old cowboy leans on the fence, eyeing a brand-new truck he'll never own. He's not bitter. He's just got a saying for it, and it's the kind of line that makes the neighbors laugh before they figure out what he said. I Wish I Had That, And He Had A Feather Up His Ass, Then We'd Both Be Tickled It's the polite cowboy way of saying good luck with that. Wrapped in a grin, delivered with a nod, and sharper than it sounds. Envy is for city folks. Ranch hands just crack a joke and go back to work. Hand-drawn woodcut art shows the old-timer at the fence line, weathered hat pulled low, watching that shiny rig sit pretty in the dirt. FABRIC 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors) Heather blends include polyester for durability 4.5 oz weight - breathable but tough Pre-shrunk and ready to work FIT Unisex relaxed fit Regular fit - not fashion-forward slim True to size Comfortable for all-day wear AMERICAN MADE & PRINTED Designed in the USA Printed in the USA Shipped from the USA Blank tees sourced from premium global manufacturers