Throwing The Book Funny Glossy Bookmark

For readers who love their fictional characters but want to shake them half the time. This periwinkle blue bookmark is for anyone who’s ever yelled at a plot twist, threatened to DNF, and then gone right back to reading anyway. Size: 2” x 6” Durable 16pt cardstock Glossy front, silk-finish back Rounded corners for a polished look Front: “If this character makes one more stupid decision, I’m throwing the book. Then picking it back up. Obviously.” Back: “Dramatic threats: an important part of the reading process.”