Threw Out Back Napkin

Front: "It's Perfectly OK To Talk To Yourself And It's Perfectly OK To Answer Yourself. But It's Totally Sad That You Have To Repeat What You Said Because You Weren't Listening." Back: "Getting Old Sucks Big Time. I Just Threw My Back Out Because The Toaster Startled Me." Get the laughs going with our best-selling funny cocktail napkins. Printed with the hilarious sentiments shown above — one on each side — these napkins are designed to handle cocktails, wine, appetizers, and even your most opinionated guests. Each napkin features a fun, contemporary design on the inside as well, so the surprises keep coming, even after the first fold. Whether you’re hosting a full-blown cocktail party or just pouring a glass and pretending you have your life together, these napkins deliver laughs with every drink. Product Details • Includes 20 cocktail napkins all featuring the same hilarious design. • Size: 5" x 5" • Material: Premium 3-ply paper • Printed in the USA Perfect For • Funny birthday gifts and milestone birthday parties • Bar cart accessories • White elephant and gift exchanges • Girls’ night and cocktail parties • Everyday entertaining with personality Perfect for your home bar, kitchen table, coffee table, or bar cart, these napkins also make a hilarious hostess gift, a funny small gift for friends, birthdays, girls’ nights, or for anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their drink.