This Is Not Evolution Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

Deconstruct misconceptions with bath toys. Crafted from premium 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt uses rubber duckies to expose evolution's most persistent lie—that species line up in progressive order toward some pinnacle. Real evolution is a messy bush, not a ducky parade. Reinforced shoulders and a sturdy collar mean it's ready for explaining branching phylogenies. Made with US-grown cotton and Oeko-Tex certified for safety. Because sometimes the best way to correct scientific misunderstandings is through Belgian surrealist rubber ducky arrangements.