Thick in a Box - Christmas Edition

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. GET ONE FULL SIZE THICK AND TWO TRAVEL RATIONS. COMES IN A STURDY CARDBOARD BOX THAT'S HOLIDAY THEMED AND READY TO GIFT. 1x - Bourbon Oak Barrel 17.5oz: A woodsy, oak barrel scent with a hint of amber inspired by the Buffalo Trace Distillery. (Smells like our best selling Bourbon soap). 1x - Old Glory - Travel Size 3.4oz: A rich, sophisticated, and classically masculine scent that blends notes of tobacco, cedarwood, and amber. (Smells like our Leaf and Leather soap.) 1x - Naval Diplomacy - Travel Size 3.4oz: A fresh, aquatic scent with notes of fresh water, open-air, and bergamot. (Smells like our Naval Diplomacy soap.) PRODUCT SPECS: 3X THICKER than teenage body wash Plant-based thickeners for superior lather Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect Bonus: no loofah required Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free *Never tested on animals. Just bad interns. Total Net Weight: 24.3oz