Theoretically Rounded T-Shirt

"Theoretically, I can build that." The battle cry of every woodworker who has ever stood in a furniture store, squinted at a price tag, and muttered those four confident words. If you're the type who spends more time planning projects in your head than actually finishing them, but you could absolutely build it if you wanted to, this shirt was made for you. It perfectly captures that beautiful mix of skill, ambition, and optimistic self-delusion that every woodworker knows a little too well. Makes a perfect gift for the dad, husband, or DIY obsessive in your life who has a shop full of half-finished projects and zero regrets.