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“You’re killin’ me, moron!” Every dad has had that moment. The one where you look at your kid, shake your head, and wonder where the heck their common sense is. Inspired by the old school days of backyard baseball, scrapped knees, and neighborhood adventures, The Smalls Tee brings a little nostalgic humor to the everyday adventures of fatherhood. Because raising kids isn't about keeping them from making mistakes. It's about teaching them to learn from them, think for themselves, get their hands dirty, and figure things out. Let them play. Let them fail. Let them learn. Just don't let them grow up to be morons. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) XS 27 16 S 28 18 M 29 20 L 30 22 XL 31 24 2XL 32 26 3XL 33 28 4XL 34 30 5XL 35 32
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