The “Pie Before Peace” Tea Towel

If your love language is baked goods and unfiltered enthusiasm, the “Pie Before Peace” Tea Towel is about to be your new kitchen soulmate. Featuring a gloriously stacked slice of pie and a message that cuts straight to the chase, this towel celebrates the true spirit of the holidays: dessert first, diplomacy later. Made from a 100% cotton flat weave and measuring approximately 17" x 28", it’s soft, sturdy, and ready for every chaotic baking marathon. The printed image (about 8.5" x 4.5") brings bold personality to your oven handle, and the built-in hang loop makes it easy to display for maximum laughs. Care is simple: wash cold on delicate, tumble dry low, light iron if needed, and wash dark colors separately. For kitchens where the pies are plentiful and the opinions are… honest.