The Only Squat I’m Doing is Diddly

Bright, playful, and a little bit sassy — this lightweight tee carries a quirky illustration of a glamorous chicken wearing pearls and a fanny pack, paired with the cheeky phrase “The only squat I’m doing is diddly.” It feels like a wink from a friend: irreverent, confident, and ready for lazy days or low-key hangouts. The breathable Airlume combed cotton keeps you cool while the retail fit and crew neckline let you layer or accessorize easily. Wear it to brunch, Pilates-adjacent recovery, or whenever you want to bring humor into the room. Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable - Retail fit with crew neckline for a neat, versatile silhouette - Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability - Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified materials - Prints produced with high-detail DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant artwork Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean     XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50