The Knowledge

Thanks to a rugger named the Knowledge for helping me design this one! Run. Just... Run. Most shirts just sit there. This one charges. Featuring an absolute unit of a rugby player going full beast-mode down the pitch, this tee is a tribute to the beautiful, chaotic art of "running through people's souls." It’s the perfect shirt for showing your love for the game—or for subtly warning people not to stand between you and the coffee machine. The Stats: Intimidation Level: +50. Feel: Soft enough to sleep in; tough enough to look like you actually practice tackles. Warning: Wearing this may cause sudden urges to side-step strangers in the grocery aisle. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!