The Duke Tee

“Easy there, pilgrim. Your moron is showing.” Some lessons don’t need a long speech. Inspired by the grit, swagger, and no-nonsense attitude of the Duke, this tee is for fathers who believe raising kids still takes backbone, accountability, hard work, and a healthy dose of common sense. Because the world has enough morons already. Raise a kid who can shake a hand, keep their word, solve a problem, and handle themselves when life gets tough. So straighten up, pilgrim. We’ve got kids to raise. Fathers Against Raising Morons. Hands-On. Future Strong. • 100% ring-spun cotton • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) XS 27 16 S 28 18 M 29 20 L 30 22 XL 31 24 2XL 32 26 3XL 33 28 4XL 34 30 5XL 35 32