The Dick Magnet!

🍆💡 Keep your fridge cool and your sense of humor even cooler with the Dick Magnet, the ultimate conversation starter. This hilarious refrigerator magnet puts a smile on your face while holding up your important notes, photos, and memos. Prepare for a whimsical touch that will keep you entertained every time you reach for a snack. 📐 Perfectly Proportioned: Measuring a generous 6 inches, the Dick Magnet size is just right for making a bold statement on your fridge door. Its iconic and unmistakable shape ensures that it won't go unnoticed, sparking curiosity and laughter from anyone who sees it. 🔧 Customizable Creativity: Express your unique style and personality with your custom message on the Dick Magnet. Its brushed steel finish creates a sleek, sophisticated look, while the bold black text adds a touch of elegance. Whether you want to display your favorite quote, a hilarious inside joke, or a cheeky message, the choice is yours. Let your creativity run wild! 💪 Strong and Reliable: The Dick Magnetr is not just a pretty face; it's designed to hold your important reminders securely in place. Its strong magnetic grip ensures that your notes won't slide or fall off, keeping your kitchen organized and your schedule on track. 🎁 Perfect for Gifting: Searching for a unique and unexpected gift? Look no further! The Dick Magnet is an ideal present for friends, family, and colleagues who appreciate a good laugh and a touch of whimsy. From housewarmings to birthdays, this memorable magnet will bring joy to any occasion.  🏠 Versatile Decor: Don't limit the Dick Magnet to just the fridge! This versatile magnet can also be used on magnetic boards, filing cabinets, lockers, and any other metallic surface that needs a playful touch. Let it bring a dose of humor to any space. 👌 Quality and Durability: Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, the Dick Magnet is made from high-quality materials to ensure its longevity. Its durable construction guarantees that it will keep you entertained and your notes secure for years to come. Add a little spice to your kitchen decor and make a lasting impression with the Dick. Get yours today and let the laughter begin! 🍆💬🌟   Cums with a free notecard! Enter it above   Some Frequently Asked Dick Questions: - Are the dicks sent anonymously? They sure are! The only clue of where it came from will be Ship A Dick’s return address on the shipping label.  Even if they email us asking who sent it, we’ll tell them it goes against our Ship A Dick Code of Ethics and we won’t give out that private information. - Are you sure they won’t find out I sent it?? I’m really worried… Rest assured your secret is safe with us! We have never and will never give out any order information. - How is this giant dick shipped? We insert the full length penis into a thin brown paper bag, seal it up, slap a shipping label on it and send it out into the wild via the United States Postal Service. Every order gets a large orange sticker that says "Fondle With Care' - How much is shipping? All dicks are shipped via the United States Postal Service. The cheapest shipping option is ‘First Class Mail’ and generally runs about $5 and takes 3-6 business days to arrive. The faster and more expensive option is ‘Priority Mail’. It costs about $7-$12 depending on the destination and will arrive in 1-3 days. All shipping costs will be calculated on the checkout page.  - How long does it take to get there? Generally, we ship dicks within 24hrs after they’re ordered, occasionally within 2 days of an order. No dicks are shipped on weekends; please time your order accordingly. If they are shipped via ‘First Class mail’ then it will take 3-6 business days to arrive once the order is processed. Faster shipping via ‘Priority Mail’ will get your dick there in 1-3 days after the order is processed. We do not guarantee the USPS won’t drop the balls on this.  - Will the recipient know I sent them a giant dick? Nope! They will only see ShipADick.com’s return address. It’s our dirty, little secret. We promise not to tell. - How thick is the dick? Dicks are made of 1/4″ double-walled gluten free, free-range, certified orgasmic cardboard. What they lack in thickness, they deliver, like a Creed slow jam, in beauty and grace. - What color are the dicks? Like your Aunt Edna’s underwear, white on one side, and brown on the other. - Why are you guys even doing this?!?!? Because shipping giant dicks to people brings us more joy than anything else in life (after handies from your mother of course.) - Do you live and operate ShipADick.com out of your parent’s basement? Yes… How’d you guess that?!?!?