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Stressed out by political discussions? Worried about the upcoming elections? Needing to hold your favorite Constitutional Amendment extra-tight right now? The Constitution Squeezy lets you release your angst in patriotic fashion. This stress toy reimagines our best-selling hard cover Constitution from Applewood Books in soft, squeezable form. And unlike the original parchment, it floats in water and can handle light chewing! For serious fun, pair it with the real thing HERE.
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