The ADHD Vampire by Matthew Vaughn

Originally released by Bizarro Pulp Press in 2015, The ADHD Vampire was Matthew Vaughn's first novella, a horror comedy in the vein of his Sexual Avenger stories. Now experience the brand new Deluxe Edition!  Featuring: The ADHD Vampire - Aboard the U.S.S Exciter is Horace Dracul, the half-brother of the legendary Dracula, and he dreams of reaching the shores of a country where the blood flows like wine, and bright, shiny lights are seemingly infinite. However, another member of the Exciter’s well-aged population has some secrets of her own: Martha—retired cyborg and ex-spy. The U.S.S. Exciter will host an orgy of violence and sex toys, and an easily-distracted vampire named Horace might have himself a bloody-good time. Four Wheels on the Open Sea - A short story featuring Horace Dracul, originally published in the anthology The Classics Never Die! Edited by Matthew and Edward Vaughn. Martha - This novella, published here for the very first time, serves as a prequel to the ADHD Vampire and features our hero Martha. Here we have a much younger and sexier version of our heroine, in an action packed spy adventure!