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Ask any man who's spent his life around a milking parlor and a shop full of half-running trucks. The two things that pay the bills are the same two things that'll leave you cussing before sunup. If It's Got Teats Or Tires It's Gonna Be Trouble Cows kick. Trucks quit. Something's always leaking, and it's never on a Tuesday afternoon. This is farmer wisdom earned the hard way, one busted knuckle and one spilled bucket at a time. Hand-drawn woodcut art puts the whole story on one shirt: the dairy string, the tipped bucket, and a '74 Ford with the hood up again. FABRIC 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors) Heather blends include polyester for durability 4.5 oz weight, breathable but tough Pre-shrunk and ready to work FIT Unisex relaxed fit Regular fit, not fashion-forward slim True to size Comfortable for all-day wear AMERICAN MADE & PRINTED Designed in the USA Printed in the USA Shipped from the USA Blank tees sourced from premium global manufacturers
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