Take Cover & Lower Expectations – Customer Request Unisex Tee

Brace yourself — the winds are picking up. This hilarious Hurricane Hands meme tee is perfect for anyone who’s ever watched a certain guy start flailing his hands around mid-speech and thought, “Welp… here comes the storm.” Featuring bold, weather-alert graphics and a dramatic mid-gesture pose, this shirt delivers peak energy: sarcasm, realism, and very low expectations. Whether you’re wearing it to the grocery store, family BBQ, election season chaos, or anywhere bullshit tends to form quickly, this tee says what we’re all thinking: Category 5 incoming. Take cover & lower expectations. Super soft & comfy Perfect for political junkies, chaos gremlins & meme lovers Guaranteed to get laughs (or glares—both are wins) Throw some emergency supplies in your cart (aka: add to cart) and ride out the storm in style. • 100% cotton • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem