Stripe Carpet Hawaiian Shirt (ETA 3 weeks)

The Drunken Dragon Hotel’s Pocket Regular Fit Hawaiian Shirt (aka: The Official Uniform of Vacationing Adventurers, Retired Wizards, and Professional Tiki Cultists) Headed to DCon? Escaping into a tropical dimension? Or just planning to day-drink in style with your fellow con-goers? There’s no better choice than this glorious, custom-made AOP Pocket Hawaiian Shirt. Whether you're sweating it out on the Marriott carpet, lounging at our tiki party, or stumbling through the vendor hall like a fashionable cryptid, this shirt is your stylish + breathable + “yes, I am in a cult (but a fun one)” solution. ✨ Features: 100% Polyester – Lightweight, wrinkle-resistant, and durable enough to survive Thursday-through-Monday con madness. Full front coconut button closure – Because details matter, even when you’ve been awake for 36 hours. Cuban collar & short sleeves – For that breezy, “I may or may not have a secret identity” look. Left-side chest pocket – Perfect for hotel keys, cash, fake ID from a 1987 movie prop, or a mysterious tiki token. Regular Fit | Sizes S–5XL – Because every DragonCon body deserves to look ridiculously good. 🏝️ Wear It To: DragonCon (obviously) Beach holidays (if you ever escape the Marriott) Summer parties, backyard BBQs, secret cult meetings The Drunken Dragon Hotel's infamous tiki bash at Trader Vic’s (Thurs 7PM, tell Sven we sent you) 🔥 PLEASE READ – IMPORTANT CUSTOM ORDER INFO: These shirts are custom made just for you – printed, sewn, and summoned through a mystical fabric portal. That means: 🧵 Custom orders are NON-RETURNABLE and CANNOT BE CANCELLED once placed. ⏳ Good things take time – expect a little wait while we work our magic. Totally worth it. Fulfilled in the Vietnam. Ships as fast as humanly (or wizardly) possible. Want a matching hat? A secret handshake? Just ask. Or better yet—stop by The Drunken Dragon Hotel booth at DragonCon and show off your shirt like the fashion-forward cult member you are. 🐉🍹   DrunkenDragonHotel.com