Stick Pig

One of the “Three Little Pig” porkers, Stick Pig is the guy who built his home with inadequate materials. If Stick Pig lived in Los Angeles, it would take him three years to get permits from the Home Owner’s Association, the L.A. Planning Commission, the City of L.A. and the Coastal Commission. Once piggy got those, he would have to fight off his potential neighbors’ lawsuits. After five years, with permission to build, there would be a fire destroying all the vegetation on his lot, followed by a mudslide and, ultimately an earthquake. Stick Pig would move to Texas, build his house in a week and live there for decades until the Big Bad Wolf showed up. Hang Stick Pig with his brothers, Brick and Straw, in a child’s room. Wolf optional.