Stay Flat T-Shirt

"Stay flat." "No." Every woodworker has had this exact conversation with a board that had other plans. If you're the type who has ever stacked, stickered, clamped, and begged a piece of lumber to behave only to watch it cup anyway, this shirt is your spirit animal. It's a wearable inside joke for anyone who knows that wood moves, wood does what it wants, and your job is just to adapt. Perfect gift for Dad, your husband, or the woodworker in your life who still takes it personally every time a board betrays them.