Starter Kit | Breakup Gift Box (Funny + Healing Self Care Kit)

For when you need a deep clean… but a deeper reset. Soft, spiritual, and just a little petty — this kit is your reset button wrapped in satin and sass. Whether you’re emotionally exhausted, fresh off a disappointment, or just ready to get your peace (and edges) back, this is the perfect place to start. What’s inside:    Sleep Mask – “Let me sleep before I sweep”  Bonnet – Bonnet on, feelings off.  Floral Hankie – For wiping away the bare minimum (and any lingering tears)  Mini Sage + Matches – Burn what doesn’t serve you. Period.  Too Tired to Rebuke Candle – A slow-burning reminder that rest is resistance (Vanilla Lavender scented)  Petty Prayer Card – “Dear God, forgive me for this mess inside & out. I’ll clean it up after this nap. Amen.”  QR Code Playlist: “Sponsored by Emotional Damage” – Your official soundtrack for healing, taking a little (or big nap) and maybe shedding a few tears  (may include explicit lyrics—because healing isn’t always PG)   This kit is the emotional reboot you didn’t know you needed. Come as you are—messy, tired, over it—and leave feeling like your peace got a petty upgrade.  Because sometimes step one is sleep. Step two is sage. Step three is blocking him.