Squishable Hot Dog

When you don't know where you're going to be, pack some hot dogs! Let's say you've been magically transported into the paleolithic era! You have nothing but sticks, stone tools and a rudimentary knowledge of fire. Well then, roast those wieners al fresco! Now let's say you found your way forward in time, but overshot and ended up in a strange dimension where the only sources of heat were rotating metal rods under sneeze guards. Do your hot dog convenience store style!  Mini: 10 squishy inches of versatile encased protein. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!  Large: 15 squishy inches of versatile encased protein. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!