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Because the Moon Ain’t Gonna Defend Itself. Strap in and hold on — this tee pays tribute to the baddest MOS that never was. Featuring our iconic Space Shuttle Door Gunner design, this shirt celebrates the kind of warrior who guards the galaxy one burst at a time. Whether you’re holding the line in orbit or just holding down the coffee pot, this heavy cotton tee brings the right mix of absurdity and grit. Printed on durable, all-mission-ready fabric and built for the kind of humor only veterans, patriots, and sci-fi diehards can appreciate. Zero gravity? Zero excuses. Grab yours and stand the watch — even in space. S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
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