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ascend to divine drip with these pristine white swim shorts, engineered for the unbound elite. lightweight, quick-dry fabric hugs without hindering—elastic waistband, adjustable drawstring with sleek metal eyelets for that custom lock-in. emblazoned on the right leg in lustrous gold script: “GODS & GOLD,” a nod to sovereign wealth and mythic might, evoking sun-kissed pharaohs dodging the taxman’s grasp. perfect for poolside philosophizing or beachfront bartering—anti-woke armor for the liberty lover who knows true value ain’t fiat. sizes s-xxl. channel your inner deity; cop now and defy the mundane. Product features - 100% polyester for durability and quick-drying performance - Adjustable drawstring waist for a customized fit - Vibrant colors that stay bright and crisp - Mesh-lined side pockets for convenience - Extra lightweight fabric for ultimate comfort Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Drip dry - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Iron, steam or dry: low heat EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Drip dry, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
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