Sony MDRRF985RK Wireless RF Headphone, Black

One of our android warehouse assistants recently made off with a shipment of MDRRF985RK by Sony. We contacted Tyrell Corporation, and they assured us the unit would self-terminate after a short time. Ultimately, we were able to retrieve the missing goods, though the loss of the android did seem particularly hard on a couple of the warehouse guys. You'll be pleased to learn that this item has been Fashioned by the elves of Rivendell, has been imbued with moon beams, and sparkles with the light of a thousand stars. OK - maybe not, but that would be cool - right? It is definitely New, though! We did have one customer report that the use of this item resulted in the creation of a rune-covered circular portal capable of connecting our world to others. Unfortunately, the "portal" turned out to be nothing more than an oversized inner-tube in the guy's backyard swimming pool. Please feel free to reach out to us with any concerns *you* may have. If you need us for anything (Sony MDRRF985RK related or otherwise!) we'll be down the hall making sure Jarvis isn't overrun again by an alien uber AI.