Inner Wounds Funny Glossy Bookmark

For readers who would rather dive into fictional worlds than face unanswered texts, dirty laundry, or their own unprocessed chaos. This snarky blue bookmark perfectly captures the art of procrastination disguised as productivity. Size: 2” x 6” Durable 16pt cardstock Glossy front, silk-finish back Rounded corners for a polished look Front: “Reading this instead of answering texts, doing laundry, or working on my deeply unprocessed inner wounds. So, you know… just as productive as ever.” Back: “Emotional avoidance, but make it literary.”