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He’s got the boonie, the thousand-yard stare, and a pace that betrays his species. Cigar stays lit. Safety off. Mission on. Smooth Is Fast drops our legendary sloth mid-stride, weapon in hand, with calm precision and quiet aggression. A little absurd. Deadly serious. Printed in crisp black on an olive drab tee that’s built to outlast the op. Ultra-soft 100% cotton Modern fit Designed and printed in Texas OEKO-TEX certified dyes and inks Built for those who take their time… and still win. Grab Phase I: Slow Is Smooth
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