Smart Glam Donkey Tee

Let's not pretend the pun isn't the whole point. The Smart Glam Donkey Tee is for the woman who is, by every available metric, a smart one. She shows up prepared. She has receipts. She remembered the thing you forgot to put on the agenda and didn't make it weird — but she did make a note. Glamorous donkey in cat-eye glasses and a pearl necklace, because if you're going to be right all the time you might as well look good doing it. The kind of shirt that gets a slow smile from exactly the right people and a confused look from everyone else. Both reactions are correct.