Sleepy Joe

*Tired* of the same old shirt? Don't sleep on this one. It's- It'll... I mean, we have the thing where we do it now, and... this thing'll go big, man! Look, if you just buy it now, when we... Okay, there aren't a lot of people out there with what the knowing will think, understand? Because here's the deal. I may be Irish, but I'm not stupid. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • I'm Jill Biden's wife • Garment-dyed • Relaxed fit • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar • God save the Queen, man • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems • Blank product sourced from Honduras • Buy this shirt or you're a lying, dog-faced pony soldier This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!