Slay, Michael – Classic Unisex Tee

He’s not just coming for you... he’s serving body-ody-ody while he does it. Michael Myers, but make it fashion. This tee features your favorite silent slasher in a leopard print bikini, proving once and for all that spooky can be sexy. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, comfy, and built to survive endless screams (and cycles in the wash). Double stitching on the neckline and sleeves means it's durable enough for both your trauma and your thirst. 🖤 Product Specs • 100% ring-spun cotton (aka soft like your ex's boundaries) • Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester • Dark Heather: 65% polyester / 35% cotton • Lightweight & breathable: 4.5 oz/yd² • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra slay support • Quarter-turned to avoid that awkward center crease • Blank sourced from all the usual suspects (Bangladesh, Nicaragua, etc.) • EST. Delivery 5-7 days 👻 Disclaimer: White may show up slightly off-white. Much like Michael, it’s still deadly. Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) S 28 18 M 29 20 L 30 22 XL 31 24 2XL 32 26 3XL 33 28