Single(ish) - Funny T-Shirt

Hey there, you're very attractive. Are you single? I definitely am single...or rather I mean I'm mostly single, well it's complicated, but wanna hook up? Straight Cut Premium T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas - This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for everyone. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Please check Size Guide carefully. Straight Cut Staple T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas shirts tend to hug your figure more than other tees. Size guide   XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Length (in) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 36 Width (in) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 31