Single(ish) - Funny Long Sleeve Tee

Hey there, you're very attractive. Are you single? I definitely am single...or rather I mean I'm mostly single, well it's complicated, but wanna hook up? Straight Cut Long Sleeve Tee | Bella + Canvas - Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²) • Regular fit • Side-seamed construction • Crew neck • Cover-stitched collar • 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs Please check the size guide carefully! Straight Cut Long Sleeve Tee | Bella + Canvas tends to hug your figure. Size guide   XS S M L XL 2XL Shirt Length (in) 27 28 29 30 31 32 Chest Width (in) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 Chest to fit (in) 31-34 34-37 38-41 42-45 46-49 50-53 Sleeve Length (in) 25 25 ⅝ 26 ¼ 26 ⅞ 27 ½ 28 ⅛