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Ah, Christmas.🎄 A time for joy, merriment, and screaming at Uncle Donny over the eggnog after his impassioned plea that aliens did, in fact, build the pyramids. After all, nothing says "Happy Holidays" like high blood pressure. Perfect for those family members that just can't shut the fuck up.✨ Size: 7" x 5" Message inside: On second thought, maybe we just drink nog and keep our mouths shut.
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