Shitty Spices

Need a gift for the person that has everything ? Or a little something for a man in your life? Maybe you just want to bring the very best gift to that party this year! Trust us- EVERYONE will be fighting over sh*t this year!  Chicken Sh*t:We’ve got something to crow about! Chicken Shit is the seasoning designed especially for chicken! This ain’t the same herbs and spices the fat man in the white suit uses; this is so much better! Chicken Shit is guaranteed to produce the juiciest, most succulent chicken imaginable. No matter how you prepare your poultry, Chicken Shit will bring out the best of the bird. Bull Sh*t: Bull Shit is the finest steak seasoning to ever grace a pantry, no shit. After extensive testing in our Shit kitchens, we have come up with the perfect seasoning to compliment the finest cut of beef on the planet, the ribeye. But just wait until you see how Bull Shit brings out the tender goodness of T-bones, NY Strips, filets, flatirons and sirloins! Special Sh*t: Special Shit All Purpose Seasoning is a savory addition to any food! Made from a combination of flavorful spices that are delicately blended to produce a gourmet seasoning unlike any other, Special Shit is guaranteed to send your taste buds reeling! For a real BBQ treat, fire up your grill and use our secret spice blend for grilling and bbq. You’ll have delectable steaks, chicken, seafood, pork, potatoes, and veggies! Just add Special Shit and you’ll land rave reviews! Salt Free Seasoning No Shit was developed as an all-purpose seasoning to enhance the flavor of beef, pork, chicken, vegetables, and eggs.  Who could have imagined that a product without sodium could taste this good? Well folks, this just proves that we really know our Shit around here. Aw Shit is a new “Hot Combo” blend of Mexican-meets-Cajun seasonings that provides just the right amount of kick to make you say, “Aw Shit”! Good Shit is a habit-forming seasoning that will transform chicken, ribs, and pork into a masterpiece of flavors. Good Shit is a secret formula that’s been blended to add just enough sweetness.     ***NEW*** Bad Ass Shit Butt-Kicking Tenderizer Bad Ass Shit is a seasoning designed for the refined cook to add a new dimension of flavor to beef and pork. Straight out of the playbook of James Bond himself, Bad Ass Shit employs a subtle, sophisticated touch to get the job done just right.