SH*T SHOES™

The bathroom industry really dropped the ball. Smart toilets. Heated seats. Bidets with WiFi. Yet somehow the most popular solution for better poops still looks like plastic lawn furniture wrapped around your toilet. Your colon deserves better. Meet Sh*t Shoes™ – elevated bathroom shoes designed to position your body closer to a natural squat while seated. When your knees are elevated, the muscle surrounding the rectum can fully relax, allowing things to move more naturally. Less pushing. Less straining. Less negotiating with your body. More flow. More ease. More "wow, that was quick." And unlike certain bulky bathroom accessories we won't name – Sh*t Shoes™ actually look GORGEOUS next to your toilet (and on your feet!) Your bathroom (and bowel) deserves an iconic upgrade… you need A Chicer Way to Sh*t!