Selective Listener’s Ear Trumpet

The Selective Listener's Ear Trumpet is a revolutionary cure to a very real and not at all made-up condition. Previously thought to be incurable, this groundbreaking device not only completely relieves the symptoms of selective listening in your partner, it also makes it impossible to forget an anniversary and increases the likelihood of doing chores by 200%! In all seriousness, the Selective Listener's Ear Trumpet is a gag gift in the truest sense of the term. It has no sound-amplifying properties to speak of and its effect on the recipient's attention is nonexistent, but that doesn't stop it from being hilarious in the right setting. Who knows, maybe this trumpet is just the reminder your spouse needs to get their listening act together. At the very least, it ensures that the next time they conveniently forget something, they won’t have any excuse!