My Dog May Lick You I Won't Metal Sign - choose your breed

Because the dog isn’t the one you need to worry about. Is your dog the type to greet an intruder with a wagging tail and a slobbery kiss? This is the official signage for homes where the “security system” runs on treats, enthusiasm, and zero suspicion. It’s made for the dog who’s never met a stranger they didn’t want to lick—and would absolutely trade valuables for a biscuit. But don’t be fooled. The sign delivers a very clear warning to anyone stepping onto your property:  My dog may lick you. I won’t. 📌 Select Your Greeter 🐾 The Class Clown (Boxer): Kidney-bean greetings guaranteed. Personal space is merely a suggestion. 🐾 The Floof Coordinator (Doodle): Curly-haired social directors who believe every visitor arrived specifically to admire them. 🐾 The Velvet Hippo (Pit Bull): Big smile, bigger heart, and absolutely no understanding of personal boundaries. 🐾 The Sunshine Committee (Golden Retriever): Tail-thumping hospitality experts who assume everyone is a new best friend. 🐾 The Herding Supervisor (Australian Shepherd): Always alert, highly opinionated, and convinced they're in charge of the entire operation. 🐾 The Tiny Boss (French Bulldog): Compact, stubborn, and fully convinced they are running the household. 🐾 The Happy Helper (Labrador Retriever): Enthusiastic, loyal, and ready to greet every guest like they've been gone for years. Don't see the breed you want?  Just message us and we can help you out. 📌 Product Features This sign measures approximately 12 inches round. It is precision-cut from 16-gauge American steel. Finished with a durable satin black powder coat. Designed for indoor or outdoor display. Handmade in the USA in our Alabama shop. 📌 Mounting Designed for easy mounting on doors, gates, fences, or walls using screws or nails (hardware not included). 📌 Note on Product Images Images shown are digital design mockups. Your final sign will be precision-cut from 16-gauge American steel and hand-finished in our Alabama shop with a professional satin black powder coat. Steel production in progress.