Screw It.

Screw It. Sometimes, the cork breaks. Sometimes, the day does. Either way, we suggest a deep breath, a cozy seat, and a glass of something red, white or pink. This tee features a vintage corkscrew illustration and a sentiment we all mutter sooner or later—served dry, just like your sense of humor. Printed on our favorite soft and lived-in tee, it’s perfect for unwinding after a long hike, hosting friends on the porch, or retreating into the woods with nothing but birdsong and a bottle. Whether you're the hostess with the most stress or just here for the charcuterie, this one’s for you. Pairs well with: ✦ A second glass 🍷 ✦ Porch sunsets 🌞 ✦ That one friend who always brings the good wine 🍇 Each order is made just for you, which means it takes a little extra time to get it to your door. Crafting our products on demand, rather than in bulk, helps us reduce waste and stay true to our love for the great outdoors. Thanks for choosing a more mindful way to shop. 🌲