Sarcoffeegus ~ Autumn 2024

Those fans of our unisex darkly Gothic takes on the mean bean, such as Earth and Urn and Mourning Glory, will be delighted to acquire their very own SARCOFFEEGUS! Varieties of coffee oils blended with bittersweet chocolate, caramelized sugar, cardamom, honey and hand-tinctured bee pollen join the eerie incensual ambience of sweet cured tobacco, nag champa, earth accord, amber and smoked sandalwood. From Moderor de Caliginis (aka The Black Guide), twentieth edition, c. late-2010s Attractions of Hemwicke, MA SARCOFFEEGUS Main St and 11th. In the wake of the town’s previously popular coffeehouse, Mourning Glory, which was the recipient of an unfortunate pervasive sentient mould invasion, comes another outpost to provide caffeinated sustenance to the residents and visitors of this notorious region of Massachusetts. Housed in what was once the town’s first funeral parlour, SARCOFFEEGUS bears a similar motto to its predecessor: “If our coffee doesn’t wake you up, then YOU’RE ALREADY DEAD.” Granted, some days death might be preferable to facing yet another morning rush hour but I digress… (with apologies to HPL & Laird Barron) Scent: Honeyed Coffee Incense .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. MAGICKAL MEANINGS OF INGREDIENTS: COFFEE ~ Focus, stamina, concentration, determination. HONEY ~ Enticing, seductive; use to bewitch a straying or hesitant lover. Happiness, fulfillment. CHOCOLATE/COCOA ~ Lightens emotions, evokes feelings of love. TOBACCO ~ Healing, purification, spiritualism. An ode to the Gods. SUGAR ~ Attracts love, luck, sweetness and riches. Lust inducing, wishes granted. CARDAMOM ~ Lust, love. SANDALWOOD ~ Love, exotic, sensual atmospheric; aphrodisiac. Healing, spirituality, exorcism. AMBER ~ Fertility, creativity, love, luck, riches. EARTH ~ Grounding, centering, protection, renewal, reincarnation, life. NAG CHAMPA ~ Spirituality, cleansing. SMOKE ~ In addition to the attributes of whatever is being burned (resins, woods, etc), smoke is for cleansing, purification, renewal, consecration, concealment and celebration. It is also the foremost mode of communication from this world to the realm of spirits and the gods. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Created by: Mara ~ Love Potion® Magickal Perfumerie Description by: Julie ~ Luna65 Labels by: Kimi & Mara Name by: The Shop Boyfriends - Mitch & Crow