Roses Are Red - Shitty Fart Card

Check Out Our Original Fart Greeting Card!! We have this thing rigged up with some serious FART SPRAY, so when your recipient opens up the card they'll have quite the smelly surprise to deal with!! Send your friends or enemies an anonymous shitty smelling fart card today! MATERIAL DETAILS: CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches PAPER: Made on quality, double sided 14 pt cardstock. IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.  **Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older** *By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*