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"Rock. Paper. Scissors. Router." Because let's be honest, the router wins every single time. If you're the type who settles every workshop debate by firing up a tool instead of talking about it, this shirt was made for you. It's the kind of humor that only makes sense to someone who's spent real time in the shop, which is exactly what makes it so good. Makes a perfect gift for Dad, your favorite woodworker, or honestly just yourself because you've earned it.
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