Rob Roy Shirt

Overheard, from one piper to another: “If a guy’s going to wear a kilt, he wants his shirt to be as manly as possible.” So noted. And here it is: the ultimate in Scottish shirtliness, imbued with the finest Celtic testosterone in every stitch. (Don’t ask us how; let’s just say we have an arrangement with the hormone fairy.)  Cut long to stay between you and your kilt (blue ribbon not included). Lace-up front; soft collar; button cuffs with mother-of-pearl buttons. Cleaning instructions: Cold wash in a swift-running mountain burn; line dry in a heather-scented breeze. Don garment; stride away o'er the hills to the sound of pipes. Muslin.