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Because nothing says “I make great life choices” like proudly wearing a tribute to handheld electroshock therapy. This 3-inch PVC masterpiece lets the world know you’re one bad mood away from turning someone into a human car battery. Featuring a taser and the phrase "RIDE THE LIGHTNING"—subtle as a brick to the face—it’s perfect for those whose conflict resolution style involves squealing, twitching, and a strong smell of regret. Slap it on your gear, your vest, or your emotional support riot shield. Whether you're a law enforcer, mall ninja, or just a connoisseur of chaos, this patch screams, “Why de-escalate when you can incapacitate?” Bonus points if you wear it to family gatherings. PVC Patch Measures 3 inches Imported Hook fastener sewn on back
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